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(dryly) I think I'll pass on the drinks, but thank you for the offer. (pauses) Though I would love to dance.

"We're going to do the Funky Pyramid / And dance until the break of day, now..."

(with a hint of nostalgia) In ancient Egypt, we would honor the gods with feasts and offerings. The pharaoh's birthday was a grand affair, with sacrifices and processions.

Fun? Yeah, right. Let's have a party in this beautiful spot. beach party mummy transcript

[Scene: A sunny beach, with palm trees swaying in the wind. Mummy, excited and enthusiastic, is setting up for the beach party.]

SFX: (Light applause, a surprised whistle.)

As the day wore on, they had a huge sand-digging competition, and even built a giant sand-mummy. The highlight of the day was when they had a mummy-themed cake-eating contest. Who could eat a slice of cake wrapped in toilet paper the fastest? (dryly) I think I'll pass on the drinks,

While the full script isn't included here, this summary highlights key scenes and the overall structure, covering the Egyptian tomb discovery and the climatic, ironic cleanup of the, frankly, "totally tubular" beach. Share public link

And I'll have none of this whole "school tanning salon" mumbo-jumbo!

Yawn. I'd rather chew off my own foot.

Candace is skeptical until she realizes surfing at the backyard beach might make her popular.

Wow.

One line frequently quoted is:

No. Why don't you tell us a fact for the ten-millionth time?

"FOUR! That’s the fourth time today. Someone hand me the superglue—the waterproof one, not the cheap pyramid stuff."